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I’ve been trying to find more time to photograph my friends and family. The only one who’s actually taking a ton of photos is my brother. He’s taken about 250. He’s on vacation in Orlando with his wife and a bunch of his best friends. I’ve been trying to get him to do more of it. The worst thing that ever happened to him was a trip to the dentist.

He took some really great shots of his friends and his own face. I hope he can get more of these.

He’s a photographer, a pro. So perhaps this is something he does for fun instead of work. But it seems that he takes great photos. That, and he’s not a total douchebag in the process.

I was actually surprised to see that I recognized a few of the photos that dexter davis has taken. And I’m pretty sure I have some of the best photos of him that he ever got. I’m also pretty sure he’s taken a lot more photos of me than anyone else.

I think its funny that dexter davis has a weird fetish for the camera.

I think the whole idea of this whole “camera fetish” thing really starts with his sister davis, a man who is a total douchebag in every sense of the word. And that somehow makes him a photographer. And a pro at it. I mean, really. He’s the dude who was doing all the photoshopping and photoshopping and photoshopping all over your face. And it was pretty obvious from the start that he and dexter were on the same page.

I think I may be a little too harsh on him for making a career of photoshopping. I remember when I was his age and my friend’s mom would let us use her camera and she had it on a tripod. I would do all kinds of photoshopping on it. I was the guy who would do photoshopping on it. I also remember one time when I was 16 my mom let me use her camera and she had it on a tripod.

And then I got to go to the photoshopping class and I realized that I’m not the only one who thinks my mom, who is a photographer, is a bit of a hypocrite. But I could never get a shot of her because she’s such a slob. She’d photoshop the whole background and make it look like she was holding a camera, which is probably why she wanted me to use her camera.

Okay, so I know what’s got you all talking. I’d rather get the “my mom is a hypocrite” joke than the “you’re a slob” joke. Which is not to say she’s a slob. She just has a lot of photographic equipment. But it’s fun to poke fun at the fact that you can’t get a good picture of a slob.

I think you might want to take some pictures of your slobby mom that you can’t get a good picture of.

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